July 28, 2014


imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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Via Wassup breh

dietcrush:

this is my favorite scene in twilight

dietcrush:

this is my favorite scene in twilight

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lola-pastel:

I think I laughed more than I should of at this

lola-pastel:

I think I laughed more than I should of at this

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fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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Via GIGGLE.

freddyskrueger:

What really happened in the elevator.

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nipplebutt:

Me as hell

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