San Diego. Bikes Bitch and Beer. Male
  • dickscratch:

    girls who like being choked during sex are neato

    (via milogoestohell)

  • coelasquid:

    kaiserneko:

    "MOKUBWAAAAHHH!""

    I applaud you, sir.

    (via antifeminismparrot)

  • unclefather:

    swagmage420:

    cocaineteas:

    But look how he opens the pussy… Like it was a bird cage lmao.

    I think I’m gonna be sick

    if you close your eyes right before the end, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this

    (via ghost-anus)

  • rynnay:

    watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

    (Source: mediaite, via themitchellclan)

  • toodopetoexist:

    lemoncamel:

    salemanders:

    thats how we do it in the hood

    Not in my hood son

    you saying, homie?

    (Source: manaphy, via g-iggle)

  • redjumpingjack:

    Literally everyone’s reaction when I got a pixie cut

    (via memoriesrecollected)